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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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DEAR ALMOST EVERY ANIME EVER:

businessmeme:

dramatical-harmony:

  • BOOBS DO NOT HAVE SOUND EFFECTS
  • BOOBS DO NOT BLOW IN THE WIND
  • BOOBS DO NOT STAND STRAIGHT UP
  • BOOBS CAN NOT BE TWICE THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU’RE TEN YEARS OLD
  • NIPPLES SHOULD NOT BE LONGER/BIGGER THAN THE ACTUAL BREAST
  • THEY ARE NOT PERFECTLY SPHERICAL 
  • THEY DO NOT BOUNCE BACK WHEN SOMETHING HITS THEM
  • AND THEY ARE NOT GRAVITY DEFYING 

we have a anime tity hater

Praise be to anime tits!

Anonymous: would you have sex with someone 3 years older than you

youastupidslut:

Yes i’d even have a sex with someone 8 years old than me.