Anonymous: I would like to inform you that your blog has inspired me to let the gigantic sausage scepter inside my gut thrust me forward into the promised land of life. My one-eyed bollock yoghurt slinger may not be the large womb ferret for which the horrid succubi of today's society seek, yet they fail to see what lies within my core. They fail to see the magnificent Jurassic pork that wells inside me. My friend, my beloved dongrade, I salute you and your mission.

phallicallydisabled:

With your permission, I would like to print and frame this on my wall, as inspiration on what drives me and my inner inflatable kerjabber forwards.

Rock out with your cock out, my phallically ferocious friend.

2010 tumblr: don't be racist or homophobic or sexist. Be kind and accepting
2014 tumblr: I'm more oppressed than you. Don't listen to white rappers. Sushi is cultural appropriation. Kill straight people.

thegreenwolf:

A vertical forest is expected to be completed this year in Milan. There are two tower apartment complexes which contain a total of 400 residential units. The facade of the buildings will be covered with 730 trees, 5,000 shrubs, and 11,000 perennial plants. It is expected to have the same ecological impact as 10,000 square meters of forest.

Aside from fighting smog and producing oxygen, the foliage is expected to provide insulation to the residential units.

Yes. This is how cities should be. Green the cities as one of several steps in making them more habitable, and build up and not out, so that we can free up more lateral space for wildlife again. 

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